whereas the republican national convention + “red meat” = 4 days of bad television;
whereas the 2008 vmas + britney spears + russell brand = 2.5 hours of grimace-eliciting television;
whereas i wanna sock bill o’reilly for getting me to watch his show 4 out of 7 days this week; and
whereas the demotion of msnbc’s keith olbermann and chris matthews for their “liberal bias” is a supreme dick move;
therefore be it resolved that michelle obama on the ellen degeneres show = 15 minutes of the best television EVER.
part 1 of 2
part 2 of 2
even their future hypo-allergenic dog is cool.
